For those of you who (like me) appreciate kitschy yet state-of-the-art Catholic sacramentals...
the scratch-and-sniff holy card!
One comes free with every bottle of "The Pope's Cologne," an authentic recreation of Bl. Pius IX's personal fragrance. Talk about the odor of sanctity.
DISCLAIMER: I neither have a financial interest in nor am being compensated by the manufacturer of this product. I just love Pio Nono. (And the stuff really does smell pretty good.)